Newfoundland and Labrador: HEEY B'Y HOW'S SHE GOIN' B'Y I'S THE B'Y WHO BUILDS THE BOAT AND I'S THE B'Y WHO SAILS HER
Nova Scotia: Let's sing sea shanties while we go fishing and get drunk
Prince Edward Island: POTATOES
New Brunswick: FUCK YEAH WE HAVE CONCERTS
Quebec: Je ne sais pas goddamn flat tire de tabernacle we want to be our own goddamn country poutine
Ontario: Nothing above Southern Ontario exists, eh?
Manitoba: Holy shit it's cold
Alberta: YEEEEE HAW IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SOUTHERN STATES PART OF CANADA
British Columbia: I'm sorry I can't hear you at this altitude
Yukon: Look at me I'm next to Alaska
Northwest Territories: William and Kate were here heeeeeey
Nunavut: LOOK HOW FUCKING BIG I AM LOL GOOD LUCK COLOURING ME IN BY THE END OF CLASS
yukiwashere asked: Hello there! :'D Thank-you for the follow!
holy shit some of the stuff I read on tumblr tmi much HAHAHA not that I mind it’s just hilarious to me
myluckypapillion: A stupid headcanon. Matthew has a thing for Ryan Kesler’s butt, and sort of swoons over it, while Alfred gets jealous and mumbles on about how he is American, so it’s practically his butt he’s talking about.
myluckypapillion started following you Hi! You must be one of Alfred’s friends. I’m Jay, pleasure to meet you. :)
dickclams: JAY YOU FILL MY DASH UP WITH CANUCKS I LOVE YOU EVERYTHING I DO I DO IT FOR YOU
It’d be easy for him to be jealous. It’d be easy for him to be unhappy, but he’s...– Cory Schneider on Roberto Luongo
My OTP is Bruins x Canucks
dickclams: it’s a sad day when you realise that 90% of your hockey gif. folder consists of the Bruins I’M SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU
dickclams: kesbomb replied to your post: You’re so gay for Seguin, it actually hurts a little SHIT HOW DID YOU KNOW GUT FEELING. SHIT AL